When will it end?

An eye on the clock
Each minute like an hour
Stuck in work time warp

I got them at Smith's grocery store

California rolls
Lacking authenticity
OK with my mouth

Inspired by my mini-half-cubicle

How I love Dilbert
Fine mockery of office
I know all of you

There must be something in my brain. Anything?

A haiku I want
But creativity stuck
A long night at work

Damn, my head hurts right now!

Oh, head full of pain
How can I do my job now?
Just let me go home

Frozen corpses putting out the paper

Heating pad on chair
Office is miserable
Cannot feel my feet

Knitting: love it, hate it

Looping, knotting yarn
Oh God! What have I done wrong?
Just want a sweater

I have way too many logins on way too many sites

World Wide Web so big
Password list out of control
Need brain chip upgrade

All hopped up on Advil Cold and Sinus, Delsym cough syrup and Lunesta

I cough all night long
Head is a big snot machine
Little germ so strong

That just ain't right, man.

Cat full of kisses
You show me that you love me.
Wait. You lick your butt.

How did they enjoy their icy cold Coca-Colas in the ancient days?

Refrigerator
How you keep my food so cold
Brokenness hurts me