Tuesday, October 28, 2008

When will it end?



An eye on the clock
Each minute like an hour
Stuck in work time warp

Monday, October 27, 2008

I got them at Smith's grocery store



California rolls
Lacking authenticity
OK with my mouth

Inspired by my mini-half-cubicle



How I love Dilbert
Fine mockery of office
I know all of you

There must be something in my brain. Anything?



A haiku I want
But creativity stuck
A long night at work

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Damn, my head hurts right now!



Oh, head full of pain
How can I do my job now?
Just let me go home

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Frozen corpses putting out the paper



Heating pad on chair
Office is miserable
Cannot feel my feet

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Knitting: love it, hate it



Looping, knotting yarn
Oh God! What have I done wrong?
Just want a sweater

Sunday, March 23, 2008

I have way too many logins on way too many sites




World Wide Web so big
Password list out of control
Need brain chip upgrade


Friday, February 22, 2008

All hopped up on Advil Cold and Sinus, Delsym cough syrup and Lunesta



I cough all night long
Head is a big snot machine
Little germ so strong

Saturday, February 2, 2008

That just ain't right, man.



Cat full of kisses
You show me that you love me.
Wait. You lick your butt.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

How did they enjoy their icy cold Coca-Colas in the ancient days?



Refrigerator
How you keep my food so cold
Brokenness hurts me

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Inspired by the recent haiku activity on Fashion-Incubator



Sewing all night long
bleary eyes blur my mistakes
next day's light is harsh



See more here.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

My cat is in a turf war



Cartoon cat fighting
Vicious ball rolling around
What's territory?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

You'd think they'd never seen a woman before...



Cafeteria
That is full of creepy men
Quit staring at me

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Amy's got a scary arachnid, just in time for Halloween



pointy orange spider!
i think you're staring at me,
sharpening your fangs.



submitted by Amy, who wrote this terrifying blog item.
Followed by this one.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

BareMinerals and I don't get along



Stupid swirl, tap, buff
New makeup ruined my skin
Ugly, bumpy face

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I fear barn owls



Eerie, scary bird
With a face as white as snow
Barn owl stay away

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Hottest temps in San Diego in years, just when I arrive



Sweaty, sticky shirt
Heat wave hits San Diego
Got there just in time

Story of my life, though this was written at the chiropractor recently



How my damn neck hurts!
Headaches plague my existence
Snap! Crack! to wellness

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Someone at work gave me an apple that looked like it was from a backyard tree:



Little apple gift
I only eat fruit from stores
Thank you, anyway