Was thinking of bacon, which naturally brought this blog to mind

Stopped in to say hi!
Two years and baby later ...
Still suck at haiku

Seriously, I was just eating my breakfast, minding my own business

My neck hurts so bad
All I did was stretch -- then rrrriiiiip!
Pill popping tonight

Oopsie poopsie

Blog logo is gone
My hand is delete happy
It's crap anyway

Must live with the sweat

Time for a shower
just got off treadmill
but Internet calls

When will it end?

An eye on the clock
Each minute like an hour
Stuck in work time warp

I got them at Smith's grocery store

California rolls
Lacking authenticity
OK with my mouth

Inspired by my mini-half-cubicle

How I love Dilbert
Fine mockery of office
I know all of you

There must be something in my brain. Anything?

A haiku I want
But creativity stuck
A long night at work

Damn, my head hurts right now!

Oh, head full of pain
How can I do my job now?
Just let me go home

Frozen corpses putting out the paper

Heating pad on chair
Office is miserable
Cannot feel my feet

Knitting: love it, hate it

Looping, knotting yarn
Oh God! What have I done wrong?
Just want a sweater

I have way too many logins on way too many sites

World Wide Web so big
Password list out of control
Need brain chip upgrade

All hopped up on Advil Cold and Sinus, Delsym cough syrup and Lunesta

I cough all night long
Head is a big snot machine
Little germ so strong

That just ain't right, man.

Cat full of kisses
You show me that you love me.
Wait. You lick your butt.

How did they enjoy their icy cold Coca-Colas in the ancient days?

Refrigerator
How you keep my food so cold
Brokenness hurts me

Inspired by the recent haiku activity on Fashion-Incubator

Sewing all night long
bleary eyes blur my mistakes
next day's light is harsh



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My cat is in a turf war

Cartoon cat fighting
Vicious ball rolling around
What's territory?

You'd think they'd never seen a woman before...

Cafeteria
That is full of creepy men
Quit staring at me

Amy's got a scary arachnid, just in time for Halloween

pointy orange spider!
i think you're staring at me,
sharpening your fangs.



submitted by Amy, who wrote this terrifying blog item.
Followed by this one.

BareMinerals and I don't get along

Stupid swirl, tap, buff
New makeup ruined my skin
Ugly, bumpy face