Jeff was inspired by his mac and cheese. He came up with the first one, to which I said that I couldn't write the F-word in front of T-Shirt Face. So he wrote an alternative. I chose to bleep out and still publish the first, in the name of free(ish) speech and because I realized one finds revelation, sincerity and the deepest truths of the universe buried within the oral tissues. His pain is your gain.
So boiling hot
Ouch! Burns on my f---ing mouth!
Stupid bargain buy
When cooled down and thick
Mac and cheese is a delight